Friday, May 20, 2005

Fine:: This is the word women use to end an arguemt when they are right and you need to shut up.... Five Minutes::::: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour......... Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch a game before helping around the house...... Nothing:::: This is the calm before the storm........This means "something" and you should be on your toes..... Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine"...... Go ahead::::::: This si a dare, not a permission, DON'T DO IT !!!!!!! Loud sigh:::::: Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men..... A "loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguiong with you over "Nothing".......... That's OKAY:::::::: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.. "Thats OKAY" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and well you will pay for your mistake..... Thanks:::::: This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary..If a wonam is thanking you.....Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.....

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