Ganguly KALI..................Jokes.......

Behind Maggi 2 minutes noodles pack: (How to prepare) Step 1: boil one cup of water Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiled water and add the tastemaker. Step 3: stir till ganguly is on the field. Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles r ready to eat 1) What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly's innings? Ans: They both last for the same time 2) How can u say "Get Out" to Ganguly politely? Ans: Ask him to go to bat 3) If Rahul is "The Wall", what is Ganguly? Ans: The hole in the wall 4) How can Ganguly save time everyday? Ans: By not bothering to pad up 5) Who is the only cricketer who does not bat, bowl or field and yet plays international cricket? Ans: err, no comments....... 6) Why has Saurav Ganguly been recommended as the fielding coach for India after retirement? Ans: No one else can provide catches as easily as Ganguly 5 marks questions Which are the 5 ways to get the wicket of Ganguly? Ans: 1) Bowl to rib cage. Ganguly jumps in his place. mistimes pull. Easy catch for short midwicket 2) bowl good length outswinger. Easy catch to keeper/slip 3) full length delivery at off stump. Easy catch for gully 4) bowl short pitch outside offstump. Ganguly drags on to the stumps 5)bowl a flighted delivery. Earlier Ganguly would hit sixes. Now he either gets bowled or stumped or catch to close in fielders