Saturday, April 30, 2005
THE BEST COSMETICS:::::::::
For the lips is
TRUTH
For the voice is
PRAYER
For the eyes is
PITY
For the hands is
CHARITY
For the HEART is
LOVE
UPCOMING MECHANICAL MOVIES
MOTORMUKHI
LATHEY KODU SHAFTE THARUVEN
GEARAE
MECHMADHAN
SPANNER KONDEIN
GREASE VAASA KAATRAE..........
ENGINEERING.....
An ENGINEERING student went to hell........
He aksed yamaraj,"I wan't to call my college up."
After he finshed speaking,he asked for the bill amount......
Yamaraj told him,"Hell to HELL is FREE.......!!!!!!!!!!!"
Thursday, April 14, 2005
LOVE
Love is a game you don't TRY...
People who love never feel SHY.....
Its a thing which money can't BUY....
And if you think to make a TRY,
Its a game which will make you CRY
CV OF TSUNAMI
Bio-DATA
Name : TSUNAMI
Date Of Birth : 26th December 2004
Birth Place : INDONESIA
FAVOURITES
Movie : ALAIPAYUTHE & ALAIGAL OYVATHILLAI
SONG : Alai Adikithu
Place/Hang-Out :Coastal Regions....
Food : People....
DIALOGUE :
"Naan Eppo Varuven Eppadi Veruvennu theriyaadhu....
Aana varavendiya nerathila CORRECTA varuven........"
Sunday, April 10, 2005
GANGULY's LULLABY.......
Wat song will DADA's wife sing to make her husband sleep..???????
"PATTHUKULLE NUMBER ONNU SOLLU..........
UN BATUKKU PINNE IRUNDHA STUMP ENGA PAARU......
PARNADHU POGARDHA KONJAM PAARU.........."
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
GANGULY's FAVOURITE
Ganguly has his own favourites...........
His Favourite Movie Is.............
Guess what???????????
"GONE IN 60 SECONDS................."
Sunday, April 03, 2005
Ganguly KALI..................Jokes.......
Behind Maggi 2 minutes noodles pack: (How to prepare)
Step 1: boil one cup of water
Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put the
noodles in the boiled
water and add the tastemaker.
Step 3: stir till ganguly is on the field.
Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, your
noodles r ready to eat
1) What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly's innings?
Ans: They both last for the same time
2) How can u say "Get Out" to Ganguly politely?
Ans: Ask him to go to bat
3) If Rahul is "The Wall", what is Ganguly?
Ans: The hole in the wall
4) How can Ganguly save time everyday?
Ans: By not bothering to pad up
5) Who is the only cricketer who does not bat, bowl or field and yet
plays international cricket?
Ans: err, no comments.......
6) Why has Saurav Ganguly been recommended as the fielding coach for
India after retirement?
Ans: No one else can provide catches as easily as Ganguly
5 marks questions
Which are the 5 ways to get the wicket of Ganguly?
Ans:
1) Bowl to rib cage. Ganguly jumps in his place. mistimes pull. Easy
catch for short midwicket
2) bowl good length outswinger. Easy catch to keeper/slip
3) full length delivery at off stump. Easy catch for gully
4) bowl short pitch outside offstump. Ganguly drags on to the stumps
5)bowl a flighted delivery. Earlier Ganguly would hit sixes. Now he
either gets bowled or stumped or catch to close in fielders