A convo between an husband and his wife..... Wife:"Wherever I keep the money,our son steals it...I don't know wat to do about it!!!!" Husband:"Keep it in his text-book, he never touches it........"

Roses And Thorns

Today's Saying Goes As Follows.............. "When You Come Across A Plant Of Roses With Thorns, Do Not Imagine It To Be A Rose Plant With Thorns, But As A Thorn Plant With ROSES........................" The roses are the happy moments that u cherish and the thorns are the problems that you face..................

Mad Names Of Places.........

POONAMALEE-------------CAT WITH JASMINE.............. PORUR---------------------CITY OF WARS........... VADAPALANI--------------U R A FRUIT WITH VADAI THIRUVANMIYUR--------RESPECTED SKY MIYUR........... ALANDUR-----------------WHERE'S THAT MAN FROM......... PENNALUR---------------PEN GOOD CITY....................... THIRUNELVELI----------RESPECTED GRAIN(RICE) FENCE.............. KILPAUK-----------------DOWN PAK(VETHALAI)............................ CHETPET----------------SLUSH PET..................... ULUNDURPET----------FALLING CITY PETS..............

IDIOTS Xpansion

• I - INSANE

• D - DUMB CREATURES
• I - IRRITATING
• O - ????????????
• T - TRAUMATISING
• S - STUPIDS

Car Driving Saying..........

" Drive Vehicles At A Limit Which Is Comfortable To You But At The Same Time, Must Not Hinder The Other Drivers From Using The Road Properly......"