A Joke For A Change.............

Two guys arrive in INDIA at BOMBAY at night and are walking on the road.................. Let their names be G1 and G2.......... G1-------------->Do You know whether the object shining above in the sky is a sun or a moon? G2-------------->I'm new to this place...........How do u expect me to know whether its a sun or a moon

Reason For FAILURES

Why do students fail in exams? Because SLEEP ----------------- 8 HRS/DAY-------------=122DAYS SUMMER HOLIDAYS---------------------------=061DAYS SUNDAYS IN A YEAR---------------------------=052DAYS FESTIVAL HOLIDAYS--------------------------=040DAYS DUSSERA HOLIDAYS--------------------------=015DAYS CHATTING ONLINE(1HR DAILY)----------=030DAYS COLLEGE JOURNEY--------------------------=030DAYS SICKNESS DAYS------------------------------=010DAYS FILM SEEING DAYS--------------------------=004DAYS OUR BIRTHDAY------------------------------=001DAY TOTAL NO. OF DAYS EXHAUSTED-----=365DAYS SO NO DAYS LEFT FOR STUDYING..................... JUST ONE DAY EVERY 4 YEARS DAT TOO BCOZ WE HAVE DESIGNED OUR CALENDAR TO ACCOMODATE ONE EXTRA DAY EVERY 4 YEARS TO SUIT OUR NEEDS..................

Today's SHOUT...........

Dream More........... Think High.................... Analyse Twice................. Choose The Best................ Plan Perfect..................... Be Confident.................... Work Hard..................... Execute Well................. Then SUCCESS Is Yours.......................................

A JOKE

"---------One day, two men were having tea in a road-side shop and then a truck was towing another truck and was going............ The second guy started laughing out.............. When asked by the other person as to why he had laughed, he said............... "Two trucks being used to carry a rope.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-----------" What a brain must that guy have??????????????? Smaller than pea-brain...............

PITTING/DITCHING

HI TODAY'S SAYING.............. "WHEN U NEAR A DITCH/PIT(PROBLEM), ALWAYS KNOW THE DEPTH OF THE PIT/DITCH AND THEN STEP INTO IT OR OVER IT..............."

THE TAJ AT SUNSET..........A GREAT PIECE OF ARCHITECTURE..............ONE OF THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD

TSUNAMI MEMORIAL

"BEACHIKKU YAAR FIRST PORAANGARDHU MUKHIYAM ILLA, LASTLA YAAR FIRST THIRUMBHI VARAANGARDHU DHAAN MUKHIYAM......." THE ABOVE STATEMENT'S TRANSLATION WOULD BE AS FOLLOWS: "ITS NOT IMPORTANT AS TO WHO REACHES THE BEACH FIRST BUT, ITS IMPORTANT AS TO WHO COMES BACK FROM THE BEACH SAFELY.........FIRST......" I HOPE THE STATEMENT WOULD HAVE BEEN SELF EXPLANATORY

CREATIONS

KINDNESS IN WORDS CREATES CONFIDENCE................ KINDNESS IN THINKING CREATES PROFOUNDNESS............ KINDNESS IN GIVING CREATES LOVE.............

Love Is Always Blind But Blind Is Not Always Love...

I don't have any particular explanation to this stuff becoz this is sorta for some humour and alsol tactically planned one............ Ok don't take it as an insult... I'm sorry for the inconvenience.......... If u all like some humourous joke posted, U can place your comments on the tag board............. Bye

Thala Pola Varalaam Aana Thala Pona Varuma

This is Basically a TAMIL saying created by me....... We have some film-stars who are called as THALA(King) and so there is one song in a film saying "THALA POLA VARUMA......." Actually this song rocks.......... Then I thought about it and came up with this..... The literal meaning is that When a THALA1 goes off another thala will definitely come after some time but when ur THALA2(HEAD) rolls off,it has no chances whatsoever of coming back and getting fixed on ur head........ The GUIDES are: THALA1------->King/leader/head of some group(gang) THALA2------->Head..........

Impossibility Is A Distant Reality, So Reach Out For It...

Hey the first proverb of my blog!!!!!!!!!!1 I tot it'd be impossibility which is say the topix of the day..... This means that impossible is far away and if we do try to make the distance,all the possibilities will come along automatically....... So go on try out the impossible!!!!!!!!! THE COMPLETE SAYING IS::::::::: "IMPOSSIBLE IS A DISTANT REALITY.GO FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE AND ALL POSSIBLES WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY ACHIEVED WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE."

Sayings Rock

Hi everyone..... This blog is specifically created for the elusive people in my life.......... I dedicate this blog to all my friends........... Especailly SATI,B4D,JEB,SINI and all my school friends..... There will be a new saying of mine put up here everyday from today........ Have a nice time reading them and pondering over it