Sangv Says

Expectations

2006-03-15T08:40:00.000-08:00

We never get wat we love we never have wat we like we never like wat we have Still we live,still we love,still we hope that someday we'll get wat we lover, Love whom u love most always Dazz life, live it,love it.... And remember that special love cannot be found again....

TRUE FRIENDS

2006-03-01T08:37:00.000-08:00

DAYS TURN INTO NIGHTS, MONTHS TURN INTO YEARS, SECONDS TURN INTO MINUTES, BUT TRUE FRIENDS WILL NEVER TURN ENEMIES....

COLLEGE

2005-08-11T08:48:00.000-07:00

COLLEGE is a PRISON where the JAILORS(PROFESSORS) are tamed by PRISONERS(STUDENTS).........

VALUE

2005-07-14T08:12:00.000-07:00

VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED BY

YOU.......

LOVE

2005-06-23T02:06:00.000-07:00

Fall in a river, U'll find a boat....... Fall in a well, U'll find a rope......... But When u fall in love, There's always no HOPE................

The magic of nothing

2005-06-07T09:50:00.000-07:00

Keep doing nothing and you'll end up doing something......... Keep doing something and you'll end up doing everything......

2005-05-20T22:17:00.000-07:00

Fine:: This is the word women use to end an arguemt when they are right and you need to shut up.... Five Minutes::::: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour......... Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch a game before helping around the house...... Nothing:::: This is the calm before the storm........This means "something" and you should be on your toes..... Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine"...... Go ahead::::::: This si a dare, not a permission, DON'T DO IT !!!!!!! Loud sigh:::::: Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men..... A "loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguiong with you over "Nothing".......... That's OKAY:::::::: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.. "Thats OKAY" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and well you will pay for your mistake..... Thanks:::::: This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary..If a wonam is thanking you.....Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.....

BEST

2005-04-30T05:13:00.000-07:00

THE BEST COSMETICS::::::::: For the lips is TRUTH For the voice is PRAYER For the eyes is PITY For the hands is CHARITY For the HEART is LOVE

UPCOMING MECHANICAL MOVIES

2005-04-30T05:10:00.000-07:00

MOTORMUKHI LATHEY KODU SHAFTE THARUVEN GEARAE MECHMADHAN SPANNER KONDEIN GREASE VAASA KAATRAE..........

ENGINEERING.....

2005-04-30T05:08:00.000-07:00

An ENGINEERING student went to hell........ He aksed yamaraj,"I wan't to call my college up." After he finshed speaking,he asked for the bill amount...... Yamaraj told him,"Hell to HELL is FREE.......!!!!!!!!!!!"

LOVE

2005-04-14T01:51:00.000-07:00

Love is a game you don't TRY... People who love never feel SHY..... Its a thing which money can't BUY.... And if you think to make a TRY, Its a game which will make you CRY

CV OF TSUNAMI

2005-04-14T01:43:00.000-07:00

Bio-DATA Name : TSUNAMI Date Of Birth : 26th December 2004 Birth Place : INDONESIA FAVOURITES Movie : ALAIPAYUTHE & ALAIGAL OYVATHILLAI SONG : Alai Adikithu Place/Hang-Out :Coastal Regions.... Food : People.... DIALOGUE : "Naan Eppo Varuven Eppadi Veruvennu theriyaadhu.... Aana varavendiya nerathila CORRECTA varuven........"

GANGULY's LULLABY.......

2005-04-10T07:36:00.000-07:00

Wat song will DADA's wife sing to make her husband sleep..??????? "PATTHUKULLE NUMBER ONNU SOLLU.......... UN BATUKKU PINNE IRUNDHA STUMP ENGA PAARU...... PARNADHU POGARDHA KONJAM PAARU.........."

GANGULY's FAVOURITE

2005-04-05T09:08:00.000-07:00

Ganguly has his own favourites........... His Favourite Movie Is............. Guess what??????????? "GONE IN 60 SECONDS................."

Ganguly KALI..................Jokes.......

2005-04-03T08:59:00.000-07:00

Behind Maggi 2 minutes noodles pack: (How to prepare) Step 1: boil one cup of water Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiled water and add the tastemaker. Step 3: stir till ganguly is on the field. Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles r ready to eat 1) What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly's innings? Ans: They both last for the same time 2) How can u say "Get Out" to Ganguly politely? Ans: Ask him to go to bat 3) If Rahul is "The Wall", what is Ganguly? Ans: The hole in the wall 4) How can Ganguly save time everyday? Ans: By not bothering to pad up 5) Who is the only cricketer who does not bat, bowl or field and yet plays international cricket? Ans: err, no comments....... 6) Why has Saurav Ganguly been recommended as the fielding coach for India after retirement? Ans: No one else can provide catches as easily as Ganguly 5 marks questions Which are the 5 ways to get the wicket of Ganguly? Ans: 1) Bowl to rib cage. Ganguly jumps in his place. mistimes pull. Easy catch for short midwicket 2) bowl good length outswinger. Easy catch to keeper/slip 3) full length delivery at off stump. Easy catch for gully 4) bowl short pitch outside offstump. Ganguly drags on to the stumps 5)bowl a flighted delivery. Earlier Ganguly would hit sixes. Now he either gets bowled or stumped or catch to close in fielders

LIFE.......

2005-04-03T08:51:00.000-07:00

"Birth Is The Start Of Life...... Beauty Is The Art Of Life.......... Mystery & Risks Are Part Of Life.......... So go on and enjoty life......."

INVERSE SQUARE LAW

2005-03-27T08:14:00.000-08:00

The modern INVERSE SQUARE LAW OF LIFE states as follows.... "Girlfriends are directly proportional to the product of our happiness and our peace and also inversely proportional to square of our expense.........."

2005-02-28T09:07:00.000-08:00

A convo between an husband and his wife..... Wife:"Wherever I keep the money,our son steals it...I don't know wat to do about it!!!!" Husband:"Keep it in his text-book, he never touches it........"

Roses And Thorns

2005-02-14T07:30:00.000-08:00

Today's Saying Goes As Follows.............. "When You Come Across A Plant Of Roses With Thorns, Do Not Imagine It To Be A Rose Plant With Thorns, But As A Thorn Plant With ROSES........................" The roses are the happy moments that u cherish and the thorns are the problems that you face..................

Mad Names Of Places.........

2005-02-11T07:50:00.000-08:00

POONAMALEE-------------CAT WITH JASMINE.............. PORUR---------------------CITY OF WARS........... VADAPALANI--------------U R A FRUIT WITH VADAI THIRUVANMIYUR--------RESPECTED SKY MIYUR........... ALANDUR-----------------WHERE'S THAT MAN FROM......... PENNALUR---------------PEN GOOD CITY....................... THIRUNELVELI----------RESPECTED GRAIN(RICE) FENCE.............. KILPAUK-----------------DOWN PAK(VETHALAI)............................ CHETPET----------------SLUSH PET..................... ULUNDURPET----------FALLING CITY PETS..............

IDIOTS Xpansion

2005-02-03T08:10:00.000-08:00

I - INSANE

D - DUMB CREATURES
I - IRRITATING
O - ????????????
T - TRAUMATISING
S - STUPIDS

Car Driving Saying..........

2005-02-02T08:01:00.000-08:00

" Drive Vehicles At A Limit Which Is Comfortable To You But At The Same Time, Must Not Hinder The Other Drivers From Using The Road Properly......"

A Joke For A Change.............

2005-01-31T08:27:00.000-08:00

Two guys arrive in INDIA at BOMBAY at night and are walking on the road.................. Let their names be G1 and G2.......... G1-------------->Do You know whether the object shining above in the sky is a sun or a moon? G2-------------->I'm new to this place...........How do u expect me to know whether its a sun or a moon

Reason For FAILURES

2005-01-30T07:30:00.000-08:00

Why do students fail in exams? Because SLEEP ----------------- 8 HRS/DAY-------------=122DAYS SUMMER HOLIDAYS---------------------------=061DAYS SUNDAYS IN A YEAR---------------------------=052DAYS FESTIVAL HOLIDAYS--------------------------=040DAYS DUSSERA HOLIDAYS--------------------------=015DAYS CHATTING ONLINE(1HR DAILY)----------=030DAYS COLLEGE JOURNEY--------------------------=030DAYS SICKNESS DAYS------------------------------=010DAYS FILM SEEING DAYS--------------------------=004DAYS OUR BIRTHDAY------------------------------=001DAY TOTAL NO. OF DAYS EXHAUSTED-----=365DAYS SO NO DAYS LEFT FOR STUDYING..................... JUST ONE DAY EVERY 4 YEARS DAT TOO BCOZ WE HAVE DESIGNED OUR CALENDAR TO ACCOMODATE ONE EXTRA DAY EVERY 4 YEARS TO SUIT OUR NEEDS..................

Today's SHOUT...........

2005-01-29T07:42:00.000-08:00

Dream More........... Think High.................... Analyse Twice................. Choose The Best................ Plan Perfect..................... Be Confident.................... Work Hard..................... Execute Well................. Then SUCCESS Is Yours.......................................

A JOKE

2005-01-29T07:39:00.000-08:00

"---------One day, two men were having tea in a road-side shop and then a truck was towing another truck and was going............ The second guy started laughing out.............. When asked by the other person as to why he had laughed, he said............... "Two trucks being used to carry a rope.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-----------" What a brain must that guy have??????????????? Smaller than pea-brain...............

PITTING/DITCHING

2005-01-28T08:18:00.000-08:00

HI TODAY'S SAYING.............. "WHEN U NEAR A DITCH/PIT(PROBLEM), ALWAYS KNOW THE DEPTH OF THE PIT/DITCH AND THEN STEP INTO IT OR OVER IT..............."

2005-01-27T07:49:00.000-08:00

THE TAJ AT SUNSET..........A GREAT PIECE OF ARCHITECTURE..............ONE OF THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD

TSUNAMI MEMORIAL

2005-01-26T08:29:00.000-08:00

"BEACHIKKU YAAR FIRST PORAANGARDHU MUKHIYAM ILLA, LASTLA YAAR FIRST THIRUMBHI VARAANGARDHU DHAAN MUKHIYAM......." THE ABOVE STATEMENT'S TRANSLATION WOULD BE AS FOLLOWS: "ITS NOT IMPORTANT AS TO WHO REACHES THE BEACH FIRST BUT, ITS IMPORTANT AS TO WHO COMES BACK FROM THE BEACH SAFELY.........FIRST......" I HOPE THE STATEMENT WOULD HAVE BEEN SELF EXPLANATORY

CREATIONS

2005-01-25T07:41:00.000-08:00

KINDNESS IN WORDS CREATES CONFIDENCE................ KINDNESS IN THINKING CREATES PROFOUNDNESS............ KINDNESS IN GIVING CREATES LOVE.............

Love Is Always Blind But Blind Is Not Always Love...

2005-01-23T07:57:00.000-08:00

I don't have any particular explanation to this stuff becoz this is sorta for some humour and alsol tactically planned one............ Ok don't take it as an insult... I'm sorry for the inconvenience.......... If u all like some humourous joke posted, U can place your comments on the tag board............. Bye

Thala Pola Varalaam Aana Thala Pona Varuma

2005-01-22T08:02:00.000-08:00

This is Basically a TAMIL saying created by me....... We have some film-stars who are called as THALA(King) and so there is one song in a film saying "THALA POLA VARUMA......." Actually this song rocks.......... Then I thought about it and came up with this..... The literal meaning is that When a THALA1 goes off another thala will definitely come after some time but when ur THALA2(HEAD) rolls off,it has no chances whatsoever of coming back and getting fixed on ur head........ The GUIDES are: THALA1------->King/leader/head of some group(gang) THALA2------->Head..........

Impossibility Is A Distant Reality, So Reach Out For It...

2005-01-21T06:01:00.000-08:00

Hey the first proverb of my blog!!!!!!!!!!1 I tot it'd be impossibility which is say the topix of the day..... This means that impossible is far away and if we do try to make the distance,all the possibilities will come along automatically....... So go on try out the impossible!!!!!!!!! THE COMPLETE SAYING IS::::::::: "IMPOSSIBLE IS A DISTANT REALITY.GO FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE AND ALL POSSIBLES WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY ACHIEVED WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE."

Sayings Rock

2005-01-20T20:19:00.000-08:00

Hi everyone..... This blog is specifically created for the elusive people in my life.......... I dedicate this blog to all my friends........... Especailly SATI,B4D,JEB,SINI and all my school friends..... There will be a new saying of mine put up here everyday from today........ Have a nice time reading them and pondering over it