Saturday, April 30, 2005

BEST

THE BEST COSMETICS::::::::: For the lips is TRUTH For the voice is PRAYER For the eyes is PITY For the hands is CHARITY For the HEART is LOVE

UPCOMING MECHANICAL MOVIES

MOTORMUKHI LATHEY KODU SHAFTE THARUVEN GEARAE MECHMADHAN SPANNER KONDEIN GREASE VAASA KAATRAE..........

ENGINEERING.....

An ENGINEERING student went to hell........ He aksed yamaraj,"I wan't to call my college up." After he finshed speaking,he asked for the bill amount...... Yamaraj told him,"Hell to HELL is FREE.......!!!!!!!!!!!"

Thursday, April 14, 2005

LOVE

Love is a game you don't TRY... People who love never feel SHY..... Its a thing which money can't BUY.... And if you think to make a TRY, Its a game which will make you CRY

CV OF TSUNAMI

Bio-DATA Name : TSUNAMI Date Of Birth : 26th December 2004 Birth Place : INDONESIA FAVOURITES Movie : ALAIPAYUTHE & ALAIGAL OYVATHILLAI SONG : Alai Adikithu Place/Hang-Out :Coastal Regions.... Food : People.... DIALOGUE : "Naan Eppo Varuven Eppadi Veruvennu theriyaadhu.... Aana varavendiya nerathila CORRECTA varuven........"

Sunday, April 10, 2005

GANGULY's LULLABY.......

Wat song will DADA's wife sing to make her husband sleep..??????? "PATTHUKULLE NUMBER ONNU SOLLU.......... UN BATUKKU PINNE IRUNDHA STUMP ENGA PAARU...... PARNADHU POGARDHA KONJAM PAARU.........."

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

GANGULY's FAVOURITE

Ganguly has his own favourites........... His Favourite Movie Is............. Guess what??????????? "GONE IN 60 SECONDS................."

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Ganguly KALI..................Jokes.......

Behind Maggi 2 minutes noodles pack: (How to prepare) Step 1: boil one cup of water Step 2: as soon as ganguly goes for batting, put the noodles in the boiled water and add the tastemaker. Step 3: stir till ganguly is on the field. Step 4: As soon as ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles r ready to eat 1) What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly's innings? Ans: They both last for the same time 2) How can u say "Get Out" to Ganguly politely? Ans: Ask him to go to bat 3) If Rahul is "The Wall", what is Ganguly? Ans: The hole in the wall 4) How can Ganguly save time everyday? Ans: By not bothering to pad up 5) Who is the only cricketer who does not bat, bowl or field and yet plays international cricket? Ans: err, no comments....... 6) Why has Saurav Ganguly been recommended as the fielding coach for India after retirement? Ans: No one else can provide catches as easily as Ganguly 5 marks questions Which are the 5 ways to get the wicket of Ganguly? Ans: 1) Bowl to rib cage. Ganguly jumps in his place. mistimes pull. Easy catch for short midwicket 2) bowl good length outswinger. Easy catch to keeper/slip 3) full length delivery at off stump. Easy catch for gully 4) bowl short pitch outside offstump. Ganguly drags on to the stumps 5)bowl a flighted delivery. Earlier Ganguly would hit sixes. Now he either gets bowled or stumped or catch to close in fielders

LIFE.......

"Birth Is The Start Of Life...... Beauty Is The Art Of Life.......... Mystery & Risks Are Part Of Life.......... So go on and enjoty life......."